"Yea, cookie crumbled a little different for me over here. I wasn’t so much lifted by light as I was caught in a net. Little bastards set a snare for me. Next thing I know, I’m being winched straight up through the world’s sappiest pine tree. My slacks got snagged on a branch, so they are gone. And I’m hauled on board with my bush and my tush hanging out. I see my old pals, the grey aliens with the big, fat, stupid eyes and I’m hit with the realization, first time I’ve been on a second date since 2009."