Buy low, sell high a centipede between the eyes
Looking hungry at the flock spill the blood, improve the stock
White trash riverboat Tom Sawyer, he tried to sue my voodoo lawyer
I held him up bringin' home his bacon, and I cooked it lean in the kitchen with Satan
And him and me with our brackish frowns, dressin' down, sleaze broker town
We moved 'em out, we took 'em down, we're dressin' down with a cell phone
Answerin' calls, this cookin' pays, gimme a call, 1-800-FUCKIN-A
I'll put you in a cardboard box, slip you out into the rocks
Sit back and watch your momma pray
'Cause fuckin' maggot you're in the way
Buy low, sell high.....