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"But, then, never forget that diplomats are amateurs. They are not politicians, they are not trained analysts or economists or sociologists or lawyers or historians – certainly the British variety aren’t. They are for the most part Oxbridge Arts men posing as local experts, and often quite as wrong-headed as you might expect."
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Mer av den bästa humorn!

X> Vad kostar korven?
Y> Jag vet inte
X> Men har ni inte köpt korv förut nångång?
Y> Det vet jag inte
X> Varför håller ni så hårt i korven?
Y> Den kan spricka då
X> Men, ni kletar ju ner er, ja, då kan ni ju sälja korven
Y> Nej, jag ska ta den med hem
 
folketsfiende said:
Mer av den bästa humorn!

X> Vad kostar korven?
Y> Jag vet inte
X> Men har ni inte köpt korv förut nångång?
Y> Det vet jag inte
X> Varför håller ni så hårt i korven?
Y> Den kan spricka då
X> Men, ni kletar ju ner er, ja, då kan ni ju sälja korven
Y> Nej, jag ska ta den med hem
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Blå Tummen!
 
Efter som jag vet att jag har rätt:

Alright sir. To business. Being one of the shrewdest sirs it has been my privilege to meet, you are no doubt keen to exploit the social and financial advantages inherent in having a hair cut?
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Vi fortsätter:

-A haircut, that's right.

-Of course. A hair cut is a hair enhanced if sir will fail to slash my throatlet for being so old. Now the hair in question is ... ?

-What?

-The hair presently under advisement belongs to ... ?

-What do you mean?

-What do I mean?

-Yes.

-Haha. I sneak myself towards the suspicion that sir has me cast as the mouse in his ever popular cat drama.

-What are you talking about? It's my hair. I want you to cut my hair.
 
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