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Rävnos

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hittade denna lilla historia på ett annat forum.
Tänkte att den kunde ge lite glädje även på detta forum i dessa tider av revolution och andra tråkigheter.

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:

The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the rear of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger, then sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."


Ja att vara observant kan vara viktigt, men inte fan inger det mig med särskilt mkt förtroende för läkarkåren :gremwink:
 

haltageten

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Hehe, det här är sådan läsning jag vill ha när jag är trött och kommer hem från jobbet!

- Jocke, känner sig road.
 
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