Man måste respektera en författare som har alkoliserade isbjörnar i sina böcker.
-- from the correspondence of the Aeon society for Gentlemen
Greetings Maxwell Anderson Mercer,
I am Enkidu. I have heard of your search for the strange and unusual. I wish to join your Society. I believe my insights and scientific knowledge (specifically in regards to botany) would be invaluable to your organization.
Before making arrangements, I should tell you this. I will need certain visas and documents to safely make the trip. I am a gorilla.
- Enkidu